by Brianne Grianne O’Bannahan Esq.

January 10, 2018


LaVar Ball is in an uproar in the wake of 2018’s Golden Globes awards, insisting that his unborn daughter, Lozenge Ball, should have won the award for Best Actress instead of Saoirse Ronan.

LaVar declined to comment but a source close to Ball claims that the disgruntled would-be father blames Luke Walton, Oprah and Saoirse for stealing the spotlight from his unborn daughter’s unwritten acceptance speech and plans to cry about it to every media outlet that will listen until next year’s Golden Globes, when little Lozenge may or may not be born.



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